A Little Christmas Cabbage

Each of our children have gotten a Cabbage Patch Kid for their first Christmas. This tradition probably stems from my Cabbage Patch experience as a child. Bless my dear grandma's heart, but when I was little, I wanted a cabbage patch doll desperately... so grandma made me one. She was great from the chin up, but from neck down she was NOT a cabbage patch doll. No bellybutton, or tushcrack wrinkles or most importantly...a signed heiney!! Alas....the Dahlstrom kid Cabbage Patch Christmas came to be. (who cares if we started out with boys!)



Meet Raphael Jasper Dahlstrom. We call him Jasper. This little guy has had his share of life experiences since this morning 5 years ago... poor thing no longer sports a bellybutton or tushcrack wrinkles, his face has a perma-tan now it is stained so badly, lost for weeks in a box in the garage (eerily around the same time as the balloon boy incident). And once when and his "daddy" were only 2 years old, he was the bearer of an unfortunate haircut that will never grow back! BUT, through thick and thin these two have been the best of buds.

Introducing Theodore Jamir Dahlstrom... But you can call him Theo. Mr. Boom-jangles drew the short stick and got his little friend for his second Christmas. He is his "daddy's" second best friend. Afterall, he's always had an "uncle" to compete with for attention! Which, in turn means he is in much better shape. Plus, he's a whole 2 years younger than his "cousin", Jasper! His face is less stained and still has his bellybutton and tushwrinkles fully intact.


Last, but not least Rachel Jeri Dahlstrom has arrived! However, she's been nicknamed R.J. This was the number one thing I was excited to see be opened on Christmas morning this year. Ellie's girl was a secret until she came out of her box because apparently they don't sell Cabbage Patch Dolls like they used to and now the newborn size only comes dressed in a cabbage where you can't see their hair or name on the birth certificate. Ellie really lucked out getting such a cute girl, though! I'm super excited to see all the shenanigans my girl puts her "daughter" through over the next few years, and I'm even more stoked for all the doll clothes I'll get to make her! (I have made my "grandsons" numerous outfits including their own little Colts jerseys, but for some reason they'd much rather be little exhibitionists all the time!)

All of our kids and Christmas"grandkids". It's amazing how fast our family has grown!